if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
Anonymous asked: im curious, you hate callum but yet u kept photos of him?
Uuuuhm, firstly, I never said I hated him. Creeped out? Yes. Put off? Definitely. Hate? There are people more deserving of my hate.
As for photos, I didn’t think had any of him. I don’t know what your on about there, though I expect you to be Callum himself in which case under instruction of several adults including my psych I should not be answering this at all, but, I don’t have any photos of him - not that you could possibly know of course, unless there happened to be one on facebook or something, which to me indicates more stalking.
That a good enough answer for you?
Now, I’d kindly appreciate it if you could fuck off and stop hassling about one of my ex’s who is well in my past.
rogueties asked: thank you for the follow! xo
No problem ^_^
I have no idea when you sent this though, apparently tumblr disagrees with notifying me about messages